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FLY: feat. Hilary Duff
Saturday, May 24, 2008
Yo ppl! how ya doin? its been like a month since i posted! ok so im back now. the june holidays have started! how cool is tt? and plus my parents are like gone for a week and im parents free so tt means i can do whatever i wanna do! well im plannin on what i can do for this whole month! its gonna be awesome! i feel like crackin u ppl up with lame jokes but i cant find my joke book! its full of stupid lame jokes. wait i shall find for the book...ok found it! its a stupid book but its a best seller.weird.here are some jokes!
1:What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle's back?
Ans: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!( the turtle was fast for a snail )
2:Why does a hummingbird hum?
Ans: It doesn't know the words!
3:How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Ans: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
4:What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Ans: Are you my mother? ( they both have pointy stuff )
5:What are a bee's favourite soap operas?
Ans: The Bold and the Bee-utiful and the Days of our Hives.( its actually the Bold And the Beautiful and Days of our Lives )
6:What do you get from nervous cows?
Ans: Milk shakes.
7:Why did the boy throw the butter out of the window?
Ans: Because he wanted to see a butterfly!
Im tired of find for more jokes but if u want more then just ask me but they are all lame! haha! ok i gtg now but ill be back for more! dont forget to tag me before u leave! asta la vista!
crowned one@ 9:55 AM
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